- Mom: Didn't you notice they were missing?
- Me: What, the bars?
- Mom: No, the bars.
forever if.
{ i've only got forever, but forever is fine. }
- Unknown number: Hi I am liking you. You me friends? Plis? I like u very much. U like flower belinda. U my favorite flower. We friends?
- Me: Veenah, I will cut you!
What my friends are for
- Me: Tureturelu!
- Marina: ... You did that just to have an excuse to touch your BlackBerry didn't you...
Winds blowing lightly and I picture you
Yesterday I was noodling through one of the Being John Malkovich’s readings when I came across this line:
“Craig’s presence in Emily’s unconscious and his lust for her mother set up the Oedipal complex that anticipates Emily’s imminent entry into the symbolic order from which her same-sex parents seem to have escaped (Dragunoiu, 2001).”
HOW SMART IS THAT OBSERVATION?!
The Big Bang Theory #3.1
- Howard: Sheldon, do you remember the first few weeks we were looking for magnetic monopoles and not finding anything? And you were acting like an obnoxious giant dictator?
- Rajesh: I thought we were going to be gentle with him.
- Howard: That's why I added the 'tator'.
Glee #1.4
“It’s not easy to break out of your comfort zone. People will tear you down, tell you you shouldn’t have bothered in the first place, but let me tell you something: there’s not much difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you. They are both just making a lot of noise. How you take it, is up to you. Convince yourself that they are cheering for you. You do that, and someday, they will.” — Sue Sylvester
Shhhwitter
- Marina: *state secret*
- Me: *!!!* Hey, you know that everyone can read your tweets right?
- Marina: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THESE THINGS OMG???
Wizards of Waverly Place #2.5
- Justin: Who's your son?
- Man: Ro - ah, I'm never going to tell you!
- Justin: What's your name?
- Man: Ronald Longcape, Senior.
- Justin: Is your son... Ronald Longcape, Junior?
- Man: Are you a detective??
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