July 2009
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The many shades of Uno
Mom: I can put any color as long as it's green, right?
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“My lips were much too shy; the lines about you, they never rhymed.”
– The Cab // Zzzzz
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Tim Brantley // Something New Oh, the delicate...
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“Tonight, sleep tight, and build your nest upon my shoulder.”
– Jason Mraz // Clockwatching
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“Second place has never carried me home.”
– David Cook // Silver
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Your name in lights
I just had my first driving lesson!! And it was AWESOME SAUCE IN A BUBBLING POT YAAYYY. I love turning and signaling and changing gears and stepping on the gas and stopping, but moving after stopping not so much because I’m like, wait what do I release first what what oops, and the car goes chug-a-chug-a-chug and I’m like, whoooaa, and my instructor’s like, aaahhh nonono, but it...
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“I survive on the breath you are finished with.”
– John Mayer // Come Back To Bed
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Wizards of Waverly Place #2.5
Justin: Who's your son?
Man: Ro - ah, I'm never going to tell you!
Justin: What's your name?
Man: Ronald Longcape, Senior.
Justin: Is your son... Ronald Longcape, Junior?
Man: Are you a detective??